Mah Life Changed

Mah life changed fo' me when mah wife caught me bangin' th' bedpost. She was
pissed as a weasel in a blender thet ah was han's-free an' gwine wif th' grain. It  
was Mohogenny an' jest delivahed a few days ago fum th' Flea an' Tick Market.
 
She insisted thet she put me in a chastity cage, but until she c'd git t'th' pawn
shop, th' town Bin'o Ball cage'd hafta does.
 
Fust, she lubed th' rin'.
 
"I can't hear you!"
 
Ah said! Fust she greases th' rin'.
 
"Why do you have to sing?"  
 
Then she placed mah cock inside th' cage.
 
"Does she have a phobia against free-roaming chicken?"
 
This hyar is Arkansas an' has nothin' t'do wif Caesar o' Rome. Then she locked  
th' cage, puttin' a stockin' on over it t'go incognito.
 
"Is that near Little Rock?"
 
 
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