The Bishop and the hooker

The high ranking member of the Church  
Having celebrated his daily mass  
Exited the holy grounds and went for a ride.  

Being in an excellent mood  
Irina, the gorgeous Italian lady on his mind  
Since their first meeting on-line  
He'd never dared  such  thing before  
Oh, on-line he went, but this time as James the teacher  
Profoundly devout and looking for a relationship  
 
Assured by his good looks and credentials  
Nina, as she liked to be called  
Decided that he would be a good match  
 
That she was not a regular housewife  
He would, in due course, learn,  
Eventually having to pay dearly for her services.  
 
However, for the moment  
Over the hill,  
Over the bridge he drove  
Knowing the pangs and the ecstasy of love  
Erasing his sacred vows from his mind and  
Rejoicing in the great gift of love.