Fucked Up

I may be fucked-up in the head. The Bible tells me so. Real men don't pick their noses, and my eggroll doesn't float. Masturbation is a fascination with one's pecker and dirty fingernails. Nudity is a sin, but Cowboys can be gay and ballet dancers can wear tights. My grandpa is a cross-dresser and thinks that he is Sonny Bono. Granny is a preaching hypocrite and suck starts a Harley Davidson.  I write crap and think it is a Pulitzer but I don't claim to be sane.