We Can't Be Friends

I'm tired of your ways
We just don't match
As a friendship anymore
And I'm gay this has to hatch
 
I wanna be more
To u than what the story  
Says before us and behind  
To aluv u is the glory
 
I'm funny and I'm  
In aluv with u
U are a nice guy  
Always to me being true
 
U will have to teach
Me the men women way
Listen it's Gerry TOOTIE
Will u please aluv me gay
 
I'm Sandals and yes
It's to me strange
But I'll aluv u lesbian gay
I'm worth the change
 
U have a pussy
So sweet looking as u stand  
Before me eye to eye
Aluv u in thy awetly demands
 
And thy beauty be
Such the rividingly ever seen
For ages and times
I will gayly aluv thee
 
Your ass is so unique
So soft to the eyes ah touch
And thank u for gracing  
This pleasure such eloquencely ah much