Boris Badenov

True chivalry is socialist
As all for one and one for all
Renders the internationalist
The antidote for folderol...
Which tells a man he must come first,
Before the hapless maids and brats,
Prescribing him vainglory versed;
The premier ass of all ass hats!
Of value is his ego most,
The Sol in a Solar system,
Rotating just to hear his boast
To toadies who will not resist him...
And bought his friends the biggest boats
With cowardly unanimous votes!