British charities? Altruistic activities, whose primary philosophy is that of Robin Hood in reverse!

 
By Stanley Collymore

If charities didn't exist what on
earth would these supposedly  
royals do to literally pretend  
they actually work? They walk into
these places to very ostentatiously
publicly, basically, thank all these  
crucial volunteers, and distinctly  
too dedicated workers then very  
soon afterwards delightedly get
driven off, in those Daimliers or  
other quite expensive vehicles
to their helicopters, waiting to
take them back to their gilded  
palaces or such stately homes  
to be waited on by a legion of  
servants. Truly beats me how  
automatically,  they generally  
always conveniently manage  
to maintain a straight face at  
the clear sanctimony of it all
but expertly they always do.

And before you should shout out
about these clearly prominent  
charities hereditary patrons  
distinctively bringing in, tourists to
Britain: Legoland has rather more,
visitors; and France which actually  
got rid of its monarchy, infinitely
more tourists. So yours, is firmly  
a non argument! Undeniably so,  
entitled hereditary grifters, and
such fervent toadying retainers
provide nothing of clear worth,  
but annualy avidly take millions
of Pounds Sterling undeserved.
Time really, to unquestionably,  
and likewise too, permanently  
abolish this outdated charade;
appropriately attendant, with
its sanctimonious  dishonesty.
Very distinctively so, because
we're not in the Middle Ages  
but clearly the 21st Century!

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
22 February 2022.


Author's Remarks:
Most charities in the UK, and quite a few internationally operated ones, are disingenuously at best and at their worst dishonestly disguised as philanthropic entities, when in stark reality they're actually self-serving and wilfully egregiously engaged in, graspingly avaricious big businesses!