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To me Bi simply means being able to put on and take off gay at will.    
      
Why do you have to wonder if a lady is from a trailer park, they don’t all look and talk like Honey Boo. But if she has two dogs one named Elvis and the other named Jerry Lee there is no doubt.�    
     
Shouldn't there be an age limit for porn star, pussies and balls are starting a race to the actors knees.      
     
Should the be pt requirements or weight limits for cops, I have seen to many cops lately on tv bulging to the point, that just one more doughnut and these bitches will go nuclear.
 
Hahaha______ That laugh is for all that have based their elections on hurting others and now those elected have turned on them. Abortion we promise is just the beginning. Most people just don't realize how many rights were tied to civil rights    
     
Shouldn't there be a length limit to the weave you can put into a child's hair. I recently attended a family gathering and the smaller girls were in the backyard playing these patty cake games like they do. Well after watching for a bit and another sip from my glass. I ran up into the center of them all and did two front flips and almost broke my neck on a back flip. They all asked me what I was doing. I told them with all of that weave on their heads I thought that it was a double dutch competition. That didn't win me any friends that day from the girls or their moms.    
   
Just how many ads can YouTube pack into an 8 minute video    
   
I recently ran into a former coworker and we took the time to catch up. He assumed that I met his wife when we worked together, so he said, "oh yeah Terri and I are no longer together." I didn't know who Terri was but I went along with it by asking what happened. I don't remember the word for a tragedy that's also funny. But he went on to say that he came home one day and found a nappy pubic hair on his soap. I told him well maybe your wife needed to shave or wax. He said, "dude, I'm brunette and my ex is blonde, there shouldn't be any naps on the soap." He had raised his voice more than a little so I felt that the wound was still fresh. He then asked me, "do you know how many times he might have washed his dick with my soap and I didn't know?" The way that he said the last part was crazy funny, but the way that he screamed it said laughing wasn't a good idea.    
 
Just how many songs does Bruno Mars intend to steal out of black people's crates

Men can't wait to get married to get home cooked meals and some regular sex. Women can't wait to get married and enjoy some meals out on the town with long sexless nights.    
   
 
Written by I_IS_ME
Published | Edited 16th Jan 2023
Author's Note
This is simply for humor and not to offend
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