Gangsta Wizard      

      "Last night was considered a demonic atrocity
It's usually that way when fucking succubus pussy,
      "But I had to put that wand of ice on the horned bitch  
Making her teleport to hell quick, when she bit my dick,  
 
      "I put on my dark robes I just bought at 'Wizard's R Us'
It won't rain for another two weeks-so it can shadow the musk,  
      "Along with the flies, the ticks and blood sucking fleas
That vacation around me while I bite on this molded cheese,
 
      "Also, I need to pick up some dinner so I grab my pipe
Rat filet mignon and brown ale will be on the menu tonight,  
      "Won the pipe form the Pied Piper of Hamelin
It's amazing how magical dice can help a motherfucka win,  
 
      "But his sore losing ass wanted to test
Now in the cemetery he rest from a lightning bolt to the chest,  
      "Then I spell charmed his virgin daughter into a daze
Gaining a little extra coin-now on a pirate ship she works as a sex slave,  
 
      "To get into town there was a long line at the gate
Because a motherfucka lost control of his fire drake,
      "The city guard handled the situation real quick  
Now the drake and the perpetrator are headless in the sewerage ditch,
 
      "I told the guard I was here for herbs and to pay respect to the old God
He waved me through with his bloody sword and a simple nod,
      "The motherfucka was crowded so I headed straight to the market
Had to turn a thief fingers into snakes, because he tried to go into my pocket,
 
      "Just like this night hag trying to charge me a copper for some wolf's bane
I told that wart-nosed bitch she must be insane,  
      "The argument between us continued to get worse
Until she levitated out of her seat and reached under her skirt,
 
      "A quick unconscious spell made her ugly ass go nite-nite
Because these nasty underworld creatures had some magical might,  
      "But before I left I grabbed the wolf's bane and her magical staff
Even a rare spell component freshly shaved cunt hairs off her green ass".