Cinnamon

do you mind    
surely you have the time    
can we talk about my behind    
for it has come to my attention    
about some risque pun    
implying I have ample buns    
this I find most tastelessly crass    
as my ass is not second-class    
and, in fact, hard to surpass    
so please refer to my posterior    
that body shape most exterior    
with proportions far superior    
as an intelligent derriere    
for my ass has a resume    
and is not, if I may    
the world's biggest smart-ass