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To Pee, Or Not To Pee?
I may have the heart
Soul, and body
Of a woman
But right now
At this moment in time
5:35 a.m.
I have the overladen
Bladder
Of a
Horse!
So now must
Remove myself
From the comfort
Of a many togged quilt
To venture into the cold
Uncompromising coldness
Of my bathroom
by Jemia
Soul, and body
Of a woman
But right now
At this moment in time
5:35 a.m.
I have the overladen
Bladder
Of a
Horse!
So now must
Remove myself
From the comfort
Of a many togged quilt
To venture into the cold
Uncompromising coldness
Of my bathroom
by Jemia
Published 21st Oct 2021
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21st Oct 2021 2:50pm
Yes, "to pee or not to pee", the Bard of Avon asked but was mistranslated. Great humorous day starter. Thanks, Oral
21st Oct 2021 4:04pm
Laughing out loud.
Not unique to women, the struggle to get out of bed on cold mornings.
Not unique to women, the struggle to get out of bed on cold mornings.
23rd Oct 2021 3:29pm
I know this all too well (especially when you need a fan on cause your room gets super hot without one and now it's getting into late Autumn) The need to pee is usually what wakes me up...lately, I stick my head out from under the covers feel the frigid air from the fan and tuck back under for a few minutes until I get the courage to quickly throw my arm out and turn the fan off lol.
