I’ve been bad

I didn’t mean to do it, surely you can see, the blood stains on my hands are a terrifying mystery

I don’t know how they got there, the knife is on the floor, no, no, no, I wouldn’t leave if I were you, besides there’s a lock on every door

Please excuse my manners, I’m trying to improve my skills, I want you to be comfortable, are you interested in sleeping pills

You know what, don’t worry about that, let’s just get to know each other and sit and relax, let me move this bloody knife, I’ll place it with my axe

I may have been bad, I’m just not really sure, would you like some tea, please, I’d be very happy if you’d let me pour

I’ll tell you this, I made him so satisfied, I gave him everything he desired, quenched his every thirst before ultimately he retired

It’s not the first time, you know, I revived him three times in all, but the last time he was much too weak, I wish there was a doctor I could call

Oh yes my darling, you’re sleepy now, I’m sorry but I poisoned your tea, trust me when I say, these next few hours for you will be pure ecstasy

I’m removing your pants first and you can help me with your shoes, I can handle the rest, ooh you’re turned on already, this is wonderful news

Baby, lay down now it’s only a mild narcotic, don’t worry, you will remain awake but my instructions to you will soon become hypnotic

You’ll have enough energy to pleasure me, it’s what I dreamed it would be, and trust me you won’t have any desire to fight this, you’ll never think to flee

Oh no, don’t panic he’s not actually dead, I’m not a bad person, but I may have lied,
I had to practice incase there was anything you might have wanted me to provide

You’re the one I want and I did this all for you, hey, maybe you would want me for your bride, okay okay, calm down, possibly not, at least with this Halloween costume, I can’t be identified