Blo©(k)'D Letterz: ABC'5

Hi, DING...
and 5to©(k) pilling... toilet paper?
Don't fall off a loo5e 5tool and
hit your head5 on the
demar©ation bowl be5ide your bed!
 
𝄞Bar none: treble,
u ©leffed a pool 5ti©(k) up your fanny.
Don't look now, but I 5py a rat-nanny! 🐀🐾
Hmm I ©an't 5eem to think of a rhyme for rat, ANY.
Darn... "©ho©olate ball5 of yarn 5(k)@??"
 
Rai5ed in a barn,
NUN, nun, NUN! Rummin' ©able5
buhttween fen©e5... that i5 just what happen5
when mi5information ©onden5e5.
5ublime day for a drive...
 
and dive-by,
wetter than the o©ean...
and we (k)now ya hate lotion! 💦
Gnawed on your own networ(k);
gho5t in wire5 ©ro55ed and roa5ted!
 
I gue55 it (mor5el or le55)
make5 5en5e that a 'none-lives-left' bit©h
would blo©(k) me... I'm more a threat
than the *(M-T pocket). I'm his demon-witch,
and I ©ast (k)it(k)at-(k)iller ©unt ro©(k)ets.
 
 
🚀💥🐾☠️