Shoulda Went

I got accepted to a college, broadcasting school
Turned it down to make a dollar, drinking like a fool
It was in another town, 81 miles away
Had some jingle in my pocket, decided I would stay

I made speeches in grade 12, as the student president
My chemistry professor, said my voice could make a cent
That's why I applied, pictured calling a title game
Instead I kept on working in a job I knew was lame

I had original ideas, and a penchant for amusing
Could've been a talk show host, made movies of my choosing
Would've graciously accepted the award, and accolade
For the voice-over I did on a blockbuster I made

My success has made me famous, and wealth is just a charm
A loving, beautiful woman accepts an extended arm
Children fill the mansion, with laughter, joy, and worth
As my political career blossoms at its birth

I'm on the cover of magazines, twice Man of the Year
Changing the world with words so many long to hear
When that's been accomplished, I'll retire humbly meeker
Then I'll make some cents, as the honorary speaker