That Is The Truth

I am innocent your honor
the defendant pleaded to the judge
I have been framed and I
will swear on a stack of Bibles
as high as my head its the truth
the judge casually replied
you would would you
that won't do you any good
I wouldn't believe a word
that came out of your brain
this court of law has found
you guilty and is gonna hang
your lying ass
that is the truth