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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish is Sus Fish

One fish, Two fish, Red fish is sus fish,
Black fish, Orange fish, Pink fish is dead in electrical fish,
Pink had a top hat,
Red has an ass, yes it's fat,
Say! What a lot of sussy's there are!
Yes. One is blue and one is red.
One is black and one is dead.
One is the imposter and doesn't care who has bled.
And some are in the eternal bed.
 Why are they red, dead, Fred (Figglehorn)?
I do not know, go call an emergency meeting and ask Ted (Cruz).
Some have a gun and some like to have fun.
That one likes to drink cum!
From electrical to admin,
From MedBay to Lower Engine.
Sussy people are everywhere.
Here are some who like to vent.
They go vent to vent in the ship what a cunt!
Oh shid! Oh fard! Oh Shid! Oh Fard!
What a lot of sussy boys that are rock hard.
Some are the imposter.
Some are not the imposter.
Where are they now? I can't say.
But I bet they have killed in MedBay.
We have seen them once, we have seen them shut down reactor.
Some kill fast, some kill on a tractor.
Don't ask me who is sus because I am not sussy.

Say! Look at cams!
One, two, three...
how many crewmates do you see?
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight...
WAIT!!!
There were ten and now theres eight.
Let me take a quick break so I can go masturbate.

Bump! Bump! Bump!
I have the trash that I have to dump.
We have an imposter that likes to pump,
His fat and steamy glizzy in my rump.
Hump and Bump in my rump.
His glizzy is fat and plump.
Lets just hope he doesn't vote off Trump.

Who am I?
I am Orange.
Wait what the fuck rhymes with orange?
This is no good. This is not poggers.
I have nothing to rhyme with orange.
Fuck it. On to the next verse.

We like our fellow crewmates.
Us crewmates are not sussy dick pastes.
We like our crewmates and this is why:
Crewmates don't dick around and break wall plates.

Hello there yellow how do you do?
Tell me, tell me, is the one who is sussy blue?
How are things down in reactor room?
Did you see blue use the broom?
I don't like Blue, I saw him lock the doors to a room.
Two of us have already met their doom.
Pink and browns bodies have been dumped onto the moon.

Oh dear! Oh dear! Reactor is overheating!
Will you please come and put the code into the machine thing?
Will you please not kill me I am not sus I am doing something.
The reactor is cool! Now its time to do the task where I ping!
Whats that I hear is it someone who likes to sing?
No... Black just vented and he was wearing bling!
I have to report this or he might continue his killing.

 Guys, I have called this meeting to say that black is sus.
"He doesn't seem sussy to me?"
"Was he sussy in a tree?"
"Was he sussy like Michael Jackson, did he say HEE HEE?"
Look he just vented and in front of me.
"Are you lying so you can get a kill for free?"
NO I swear, I am saying this with glee!

Black was ejected,
My dick became erected.
One imposter remained to be detected.
Not one of us is to be expected.
The death of my fellow crewmates is something to be lamented.

Blue is dead,
White has bled,
All thats left are Orange, Yellow and Red...
Yellow and I are friends so Red is the one we must send!

We call an emergency meeting with glee.
Red is as sus as a can be.
Yellow and I vote to save we.
Red is ejected and I pee...

The imposters win,
The crewmates lost...
They should have know orange was the most sus out of the lot.
Written by TheJBLFanpage (Pope Francis)
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Author's Note
A grueling tale of imposters betraying their crewmates on this fantastic twist on a Dr. Seuss classic!
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