Earth Eater!

I hope the world isn't an Oyster
I don't like Oysters
If it was Salmon
With herbs, butter, and lemon
Or a prawn
Or beetroot sandwich
I could indulge
And enjoy it
Like cold
Fresh from the fridge
Chocolate custard!
The World then
Would be good enough to eat
Unless it was flat
As a pancake
Or a cowpat
Last week
Whilst on a river walk
I saw an Oyster Catcher
"Amazing!" i thought
With its' beautifully shiny beak
That it could swallow up
A whole planet!
by Jemia