Glass Half Full

Used to know a crazy hoe, now I don't mess with her
I was always stressed and depressed, she raised my blood pressure
I never found my nuts compressed under overbearing weight
Torture urges did I suppress, all I could do is wait
A torture surge did I possess, with every slut that followed
Each left my crotch a total mess, my nutsack squished and hollowed
The year has been a huge success, in terms of getting hurt
And yes as you would guess,
I mean the way that makes me squirt