Knickers

Ive got frilly ones
 lily ones
  and downright silly ones

Holey ones
 moley ones
  and cheeky holy moley ones

Pink ones, blue ones
 and not to
  misconstrue ones

Purple ones
 white ones
  and some to give a fright ones

Red ones
 in bed ones
  and some on my head ones! (don't ask!)

After a few quick flickers
 i counted 35 pairs of knickers
  (some have still got their stickers)

And why are they called a pair?
 when there is only one knicker there
  it's not like socks.....

by Jemia