Allow Me

Allow me to introduce myself
Dick Johnson is the name
My partner is Muff diver
Eating pussy is his game

Together we will satisfy
Most every fantasy
We work so well together
We've become an LLC

Muff Diver is the mouth piece
Has the lips and tongue you want
Handles all the orals
Speaking climax to your cunt

And when it's time for closing
I cum in to seal the deal
I'm a hard negotiator
You can tell by how I feel

I plunge myself into the work
That's spread in front of me
Fill the void with length and girth
'Til there's nothing left to see

To avoid confusion
I retract to sort things out
Then I drive on in again
As I'm moving 'round about

I can tell you are responding
By your hot and juicy peach
The moaning I am hearing
Says the end's within our reach

You grip my girth to prime the pen
It's time to sign with ink
Signatures are on the sheets
Pen's pulsing in the pink