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Where's my fucking nuts
Where's my fucking Nuts?
My hand grabs a bundle of denim
looking for the Easter eggs there within 'em
I swear, I know. there in my underwear
somewhere down below
bound up there in the down frowning
from the snow falling on my blue balls frowning
like raisins for all the wrong reasons
and counting the end of new year's balls falling
at last call for alcohol and loose sluts
let me know where the fuck, are my nuts
My hand grabs a bundle of denim
looking for the Easter eggs there within 'em
I swear, I know. there in my underwear
somewhere down below
bound up there in the down frowning
from the snow falling on my blue balls frowning
like raisins for all the wrong reasons
and counting the end of new year's balls falling
at last call for alcohol and loose sluts
let me know where the fuck, are my nuts
Published 16th Dec 2020
Author's Note
I was trying to enter a competition
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16th Dec 2020 4:40am
O.K at least I got it into the competition. before it was lost, DOC! We gotta get back to the future!~ 1985!!!!!
16th Dec 2020 5:49am
Yes, I believed that I succeeded in my quest, but now I got to go into the future to fix the time machine so that I can go back into the past to stop my younger self from fucking my mother and becoming my own father, thus creating a paradox which could erase the space-time continuum, or, at least, be more than a little bit awkward.......
16th Dec 2020 3:23pm
18th Dec 2020 4:42am
Lol, I needed a good laugh, I thought of my Dad when he used to crack nuts in front of the tv :)
18th Dec 2020 8:39am
22nd Dec 2020 10:52am
