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FISTY THE HO MAN
FISTY THE HO MAN
Fisty the Ho-man
was a whory horrorshow soul
with two button eyes and a nose of coal
and a gloryhole shaped from snow
A thick carrot dangled between his snowy thighs
with another shoved up his frosty butt hole
HO-HO-HO____
MARY KISS MY ASS!!!
Fisty the Ho-man
was a whory horrorshow soul
with two button eyes and a nose of coal
and a gloryhole shaped from snow
A thick carrot dangled between his snowy thighs
with another shoved up his frosty butt hole
HO-HO-HO____
MARY KISS MY ASS!!!
Published 19th Dec 2020
Author's Note
A have a very monotonous low paying job, this gives me a free gym membership and personal trainer, forcing me to work out for hours a day, enough money to pay the rent, endless eye candy and social interaction, and plenty of me time to write out shit in my head when I'm alone. Frosty the fucking snowman, yeah, that is my christmas song for this year. Quit playing that song.
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19th Dec 2020 9:54am
I just wanted to enter a competition. Why does everything have to be so difficult?
19th Dec 2020 9:59am
19th Dec 2020 10:30am
Hey, now, look, Dizzzzzzy, that ain't me, no, no, ....that is simply an expression of my internal anger and dark humorous projection on mankind. I fucking hate snowmen and Christmas, but I do find a silent secret joy in watching others enjoying the season------(Which has nothing to do with this poem)
21st Dec 2020 8:50am
I take that back, snowmen are awesome and Christmas is blessed. I sometimes go on a tangent in my head
attempting to deal with things. all is well. I wish bright blessings for everyone.
attempting to deal with things. all is well. I wish bright blessings for everyone.
1st Jan 2021 2:09am
1st Jan 2021 8:24am
