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Shortpooms & a No-Hitter for Sonny Siebert

  
THE BLUE BANANA
a blue  
              ba na na     grew  
on my tree.  'Twas the only   b l u e    one.  
I have saved it for     thee.  
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CRINK D'CRANK  
Obviously  
     i fail to know  
         (fail to know what to say to my  
       self in moments so tragic.     Just scream,  
                                                 cry, wail for mercy    
                                                  to the gods way  
                                            up old ancient (redun'dance!)  
                                       Mt. Olympus.  
They, for sure will set that shit straight for ye, Dada'yo.  
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SKYWARD, THEE PORK BARREL  
Lifting off           in      a     BBQ scented haze.  
Set  
for the stars. Indeed, for (stardumb itself).  
200 billion$$$$$ (dollas)  worth of sweet pigmeats.  
See  
what those aliens will     e a t ,      as we prepare to  
                                                                 colonize and enslave  
                                                                           them.  
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DUMPLING TUMPLE-WEEDS
 
Tales (fables)         of    the  
Old American West.........  
(Lord, i'd kill me Mama for to be there)  
with Hopalong Cassidy,  John Wayne, Gene Autry.......  
Real Men, one and all !    They'd put down  
any savage uprising    
(revenge Custer!!!! Make'em pay!!!)  
'til them savages be eXtinct !  
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'NOUGH BLOODY NONsENSE  
Enough  
Enough  
Enough  
            Let's jump into the fire to Purify our  
                          Sin sotted Souls!!!  
                               ( Hoo'Wee, baby!!! )  
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????  
 
SONNY SONNY SONNY  
Sonny Siebert (Cleveland Indians)  
       pitched a No-Hitter vs.  
the Washington Senators, June 10, 1966.  
           Mom's 37th birthday.  
G'odd Bless her.  She neither knew, nor gave-a-shit  
                         about it.  
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2020dkzkpoomsplusbadfotoArt6thNov2020
Written by dkzksaxxas_DanielX (DadaDoggyDannyKozakSaxfn)
Published | Edited 9th Nov 2020
Author's Note
Buy me some peanuts and cracker-jack,
I don't care if ever get back !
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