What's In My Backpocket?

I got 2 trowels in my back pocket
My back pocket, my back pocket
I got 2 trowels in my back pocket, and I don't know when to quit

I got 2 scoops of oyster crackers in my back pocket
My back pocket, my back pocket
I got 2 scoops of oyster crackers in my back pocket, and I don't know when to quit

I got a piece of salami in my back pocket
My back pocket, my back pocket
I got a piece of salami in my back pocket, and I don't know when to quit

I'm going down to the river and giving them fish a piece of my mind
Or maybe a little something I happen to find
And I got it all stored in my back pocket
My back pocket, my back pocket
I got no more room in my back pocket, and I think it's time I quit