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It Was Indeed Juicy
I was on the subway the other day, standing 6 feet near to this guy.
We were just moving out from the Dekalb Avenue station.
He cuts a huge juicy fart, then comes diarrhea out his pantleg puddling on the subway car floor.
He turns to me and says, "shit....i'm really sorry", as many folks move to the other end of the car, forsaking any six feet "distancing". Above his mask there are tears in his eyes.
I says to him, "Don't sweat it, friend. It could happen to any one of us who has an asshole. G'odd bless ye"--------------> thank goodness for our COVID masks. Otherwise many noses woulda been double offended at the wafting aroma
2020aug24dkzkAuthor
We were just moving out from the Dekalb Avenue station.
He cuts a huge juicy fart, then comes diarrhea out his pantleg puddling on the subway car floor.
He turns to me and says, "shit....i'm really sorry", as many folks move to the other end of the car, forsaking any six feet "distancing". Above his mask there are tears in his eyes.
I says to him, "Don't sweat it, friend. It could happen to any one of us who has an asshole. G'odd bless ye"--------------> thank goodness for our COVID masks. Otherwise many noses woulda been double offended at the wafting aroma
2020aug24dkzkAuthor
Published 25th Aug 2020
Author's Note
Aw, Asshole!........one of the human body's significant "outlets".
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25th Aug 2020 9:48pm
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