Meanwhile back in the milky way

 

I just did a Yoda on the bog
He looked a little like a frog
Small and green and full of wisdom
Untill I flushed him down the cistern

I saw Darth Vader at the bookies
Betting two to one on some wookies
Heavily breathing left in a rocket
Twenty Marlboro's in his pocket

Then passed the millennium falcon
Getting fixed by a bloke called Malcolm
He said it needs new brakes and tires
And engine reconditioning required

Later meet Han solo getting merry
had a few and getting leery
shot a stormtrooper as he passed
Swore the princess was a "piece of ass!"

I'm going to take my X Wing to tatooine
Help Obi collect his pension in the afternoon
Have tea and cake and talk of the Force
Understand midi-chlorians are the source

Those little fuckers are everywhere
"Ya hear that, Yoda? Even down there!"
With all creatures they like to play
Good v bad in a galaxy not far away