one year since my gender reassignment surgery

 
(To Myfanwy, Happy First Birthday!)
happy birthday beloved Myfanwy
happy birthday to you
today you are one years old
and still haven't had a screw!

hope you have a piece of birthday quake
i got you batteries in case
and a tube of some special gel
for use in a certain place

i would give you a kiss myself
but i fear my tongue wouldn't fit
but it may give you some pleasure
at just the thought of it!