Sweet Ass Caroline

It’s gotten to the point
Where I have to avoid bars
Where white cover bands play
Or fancy weddings
Or cruise ships
On account of Sweet Caroline
Here’s why...

When I was 15 years old
I found myself drunk and in bed
At 2 in the afternoon
With 3 different women
White women, over 50
All wanting to sample
A bit of black dick
While their husbands
Played rich White people sports
Racquetball or polo
Or whatever rich White guys do
When they’s away

They took turns
Riding on top of me
With an adult contemporary Radio station
Blaring in the background
When Neil Diamond came on
They all started moaning emphatically
And they all started fucking me
Screaming “so good, so good, so good”
Getting old bitch wet to them horns
Until they all came at once
As the song climaxed

Now
When I hear them horns
It takes me straight back
To that delightful afternoon
And I immediately cum
In my pants