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Thumbs
God gave us thumbs
To guide the remaining four digits
Carefully and skillfully
When we insert them
Into the vaginas
Of our neighbor’s wife
Or a drunken stranger
Or a lonely sound man’s anus
A full fist is sloppy
Fat, clumsy, talentless
Redundant, tiresome
But a four finger karate chop
Is pleasure incarnate
To ignore the thumb
Is to ignore one of God’s masterworks
Give a thumbs up for guidance
When you wrist deep in an orifice
Don’t bludgeon your way inside
Like some sloppy, unwashed blonde bitch
Fists are for mongoloids
To guide the remaining four digits
Carefully and skillfully
When we insert them
Into the vaginas
Of our neighbor’s wife
Or a drunken stranger
Or a lonely sound man’s anus
A full fist is sloppy
Fat, clumsy, talentless
Redundant, tiresome
But a four finger karate chop
Is pleasure incarnate
To ignore the thumb
Is to ignore one of God’s masterworks
Give a thumbs up for guidance
When you wrist deep in an orifice
Don’t bludgeon your way inside
Like some sloppy, unwashed blonde bitch
Fists are for mongoloids
Published 28th May 2020
Author's Note
He gave us thumbs for a reason. We ain’t savages
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