ManIQ Woman

A scientist, in future years to come
Invents a pill, for one's intelligence to enhance
A pill of many powers, sold at a pricey sum
To those of lesser intelligence, willing to take a chance

The first to take this pill
To improve his IQ fast
Leaves happily, after paying his bill
Now twice as clever at last!

The next client, makes his way in
Wishing to improve his IQ by ten
The scientist states it is no problem, nor a sin
Simply pop the pill into your mouth, and you'll be the brainiest of men!

Shortly, a third man appears, demanding a hundred times his brain
The scientist, states he can do this in a whirl
But warns him of a side affect, the patient senses the strain
For when you become this intelligent, you'll simply become a girl!