The Greatest Panjamdrum

There once was a philologist    
a selcouth bagnio- callypgian     
A lost man,  gorgonized with    
a dirl forming upon
 his hairy philtrum      
                                
He would lulliloo,  from his    
cockloft,  sounding like a    
Hookah Hubble Bubble    
escaping from a keld.     
   
Notably strange indeed     
A rare renifleur, who    
collected kackidrosis    
within a  pooter bottle