reality simulator glitch

 
We are monitoring subject 1729.
Subject is detecting glitches in his reality simulator.
AKA Steve is detecting glitches in his reality simulator
Thought monitoring reveals that he has noticed the dirty sock
Also, the cold pillow.
Steve's reality unit is sceduled for maintanance.
A very small but significant alert that Steve may find a way
out of his simulator.
A small but possibly significant alert is being posted that
subject 1729 may shed the reality simulation and become
aware.. Report Log 050520201729.

Jansen, Whats going on with this?

Well Sir, some glitches are making their way into subject's
reality.  Subject Steve has taken note of two objects, a blanket
and a pillow , placed in a drier for twenty minutes, the  blanket
came out hot, but the pillow, cold.

Anything else?

Right after Steve cleaned his sofa, a dirty sock appears between
the sofa.

more?

During a careful assembly of a door latch, a small part dissappeared from his
workbench.

And?

A tool vanished from his tools laid out to work on his car.

More?

These glitches are happening two to three times poer day.

How is Steve responding?

In monitoring steve's flow of conscience, there is no apparent stress level
increase.  Steve's subthought formation detection has detertiorated,
but we don't think Steve has concluded that he is in a reality simulator.

However he has apparently taken advantage of the malfuncition in his sex log programming.  

Sex log?

Well Steve has begun to self simulate, manualy manipulating whilst watching sexual content.  he seems to no longer experience the deterrent feelings of depressioin.

So his simulated sex within his reality simulation is...?

Well he has begun to repeat the event multiple times, as the downside programming somehow has been re-written.  we are not sure if his subthought processes sent reprogramming to our firmware back through the connections established to his consciousness.

So he can reprogram our system through SentientLinK 7 ?

Well Sir, it is only a theoretical  totally hypothetical scenario our techs have published
in white papers.  It is highly technical. I am only aware that it could happen, but it is one in a million million.

So we lose control over this populace.

No sir, No, no, it is , it's well, so improbable, and the sex repetition loophole steve is taking advantage of, is obviously some inner subthought feed back into our system that drove the reprogramming.  It is totally outlandish to think Steve's actual conscious thoughts could have , we don't see any evidence..

Pull his plug.

Sir, sir, that is murder.  

Pull it.

Sir, he is not in isolation.  He has contacts with others.  The perturbation of the unit as a whole...

Yeah,  martyrs and such.  we don't need to reprogram out another martyr. that is quite taxing on our systems.  Plant some subliminal feedback in his porn video selection.

I'll get right on it sir, it will be my pleasure.

We need to keep this from getting out of hand, Jansen.   We have a lot invested in this planet.

Yes sir, My team is already on it.

Ha ha, yes Jansen.