Whiteout

 
Not more snow
switch it off
I haven't got rid
of the last lot yet
and the polar bears
are already moving South.
It could be worse
I could have bought
a white car
I could be standing
in the street
wondering where I parked
cleaning everybody else's
windscreens looking for it
wont get me
a good neighbour award either
everyone's gone snow crazy.
The girl next door
just spent a fortune on
teeth whitening
how pissed is she.
Not that I'm
doing much driving
and if I use snow chains
they would rip up the roads
which are full of holes already
I'm trapped again
and all because of a few
inches of frozen rain
in a country where
there's one snow plough
for every half a million.
 
Hibernation could be
the best option
so wake me up
when the last flakes
have all gone
snow joke