The Crinkly Bag of Jokes

I could exact my revenge
or eat these salty chips,
the dip is home made
with french onion soup mix,
I'm kinda wishing I had some crackers
and now I want some cheese
nothing too fancy, buffalo mozzerella,
maybe some Mon Sire brie,
a bottle of wine a couple of knives,
and one evening without all
this nonsensical bullshit killing my mind.

Crinkle, crinkle,
crunch, crunch, crunch.