Thick and Juicy

I heard there’s a roast so I came to join,
But it’s rough and there’s no tenderloin,
The host will boast a toast of burns to turn up the heat,
I have some ill skill with these spills,
We’ll have a fun filled time by the grill,
I’m a guest but you may have guessed it, I brought the meat.

I got beef,
So let’s grill it up and eat it,
Iron deficient?
Yeah you may just need it,
The steak is so thick and juicy you’ll be a wanting more,
You vegetarian?
That’s ok I don’t judge,
It looks good?
I know you won’t budge,
But it’s so delicious you have to be careful what you ask for.

Everyone will be lining up salivating,
The seasoning is titillating,
Watch out for the sauce, don’t get any on your shirt or blouse,
I’ll serve ya - a nice big dish,
With everything you want and wish,
Then you’ll be humming a little when it’s all up in your mouth.

You’ll lick you lips and fingertips,
And if you wonder about my ribs,
I don’t mean to brag but they’re also big and beguiling,
So if you’re hungry get some more,
I aim to please like you’ve never had before,
But everyone (even the vegans) will leave here smiling.