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Operation: (code name) " Bull Balls"
Bulbous
Bulbous
Bull Balls
Bull Balls dripping bull sweat
and life-force too.
(Make sure you wipe your chin, darlin')
Bull balls "make the day" for any dinner party,
dance, or
hullabaloo-------
Guaranteed to make your soiree the talk of the town.
The way back may as well be the way forward. A hard sell it'd be for any-one
to think about, but
"dig we must for a greater New York"....
Too many things to think'bout while the crew is packing up the show.
Too many things to p'p'p'ponder.
Too many things,
Too many things.
And not a leg to stand on.
So, "Balls said the Queen. If I had two, I'd be King"........and this priceless shit
means exactly nothing to anyone
in variants of pain, or
celebrating (their) pulchritude
in vain bulbousity.**
**pleas don; tell'em i said that
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Published 11th Dec 2019
Author's Note
Bulbous pulchritude takes all, leaves none. Be at the ready.
All writing remains the property of the author. Don't use it for any purpose without their permission.
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12th Dec 2019 00:24am
12th Dec 2019 2:11am
One of my daddy's favorites.
Took me to see it when it was first released.
Wanted me to learn about my illustrious forefathers. Woo-hoo!!
Took me to see it when it was first released.
Wanted me to learn about my illustrious forefathers. Woo-hoo!!
12th Dec 2019 4:17pm
If I've seen that movie, I honestly don't remember. I'm unsure if that's a testament to how awful it was, or my failing memory! At any rate, at least the poem is good!
12th Dec 2019 5:39pm
Don't remember? Lord, twas a c.1960 Tour d'force epic with Yul Brynner and Tony Curtis at their super finest.
Actually, at 8-9 yrs old, I loved it.
Actually, at 8-9 yrs old, I loved it.
12th Dec 2019 5:50pm
OMG! If it starred Yul Brenner then I've seen it! He was my idol growing up. Most girls liked the latest pop stars - I was all about Yul from as far as I can remember until. . .now, actually.
As old as it is, I probably saw him in that movie for the first time when my father was watching it! I was probably two-years-old or so!
As old as it is, I probably saw him in that movie for the first time when my father was watching it! I was probably two-years-old or so!
13th Dec 2019 7:35am
Anonymous
14th Dec 2019 12:23pm
lmfao!
"So, "Balls said the Queen. If I had two, I'd be King"........and this priceless shit"
It really is priceless! I want to vacation where you come up with these lines!
"So, "Balls said the Queen. If I had two, I'd be King"........and this priceless shit"
It really is priceless! I want to vacation where you come up with these lines!
14th Dec 2019 8:07pm
haha
beiieve or snot, The balls quote is not original.
Learned that one from dearest Mother (1929-1997)
beiieve or snot, The balls quote is not original.
Learned that one from dearest Mother (1929-1997)
Anonymous
14th Dec 2019 10:10pm
Hey, you put it to paper. Own it!
15th Dec 2019 00:58am
Plagiarize Mom. O. perish the thought.
Well, guess i already did.
I bet she doesn't care.
Well, guess i already did.
I bet she doesn't care.
