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Santa Baby
I really think Santa would love this
Mm...as he pulls my name from off his naughty, to do list
Shh… I hear his sleigh overhead
A quicken mad dash to my, Queen Size bed
The only attire worn around my leg, a lacy garter of red
Closing my eyes so he will never know
I see when he unwraps his gift for me that’s pointing North, and ready to blow
Ho Ho Ho… oh yes.. you are Santa’s baby, no maybes
Mm... a naughty whore in the sheets, for this meet, yet, still a lady
Mm...as he pulls my name from off his naughty, to do list
Shh… I hear his sleigh overhead
A quicken mad dash to my, Queen Size bed
The only attire worn around my leg, a lacy garter of red
Closing my eyes so he will never know
I see when he unwraps his gift for me that’s pointing North, and ready to blow
Ho Ho Ho… oh yes.. you are Santa’s baby, no maybes
Mm... a naughty whore in the sheets, for this meet, yet, still a lady
Published 10th Dec 2019
| Edited 12th Dec 2021
Author's Note
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.
Herbert Hoover
Herbert Hoover
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10th Dec 2019 3:09am
10th Dec 2019 3:22am
Nothing but DUP love my poet, and thank you for taking the time to read and blessing me with such an encouraging comment. Happy holidays to you and yours.. now do enjoy the rest of your evening and wishes upon you a better and brighter tomorrow
10th Dec 2019 3:28am
You have truly put a spin on Christmas, Miss SweetKitty, an erotic twist. Tight
10th Dec 2019 4:03am
With a comment such as that my friend, I am honored and thank you from the bottom of my heart, please enjoy your evening and have a great Tuesday as well
14th Dec 2019 9:40pm
I am so glad you approve of my naughty holiday twist and that goes double for reading as well. Enjoy your evening and a releasing Sunday to you
10th Dec 2019 6:29am
Never thought I would see a .Hoover quote attached to a erotic poem!
I get the feeling Santa would lose some of that gut with all of the shared cheer!
I get the feeling Santa would lose some of that gut with all of the shared cheer!
14th Dec 2019 9:45pm
Now that is funny my poet and I love it! Also thank you for reading and then commenting. Have a super day and a better tomorrow
10th Dec 2019 6:39am
Favourite line:
I see when he unwraps his gift for me that’s pointing North, and ready to blow
Noticing I IS ME's comment, it is known the sex act burns off so many calories. It would work if the woman is not turned off by large beards and big bellies.
I see when he unwraps his gift for me that’s pointing North, and ready to blow
Noticing I IS ME's comment, it is known the sex act burns off so many calories. It would work if the woman is not turned off by large beards and big bellies.
14th Dec 2019 9:48pm
Listen to you my King.. you alway have your sweet summary and I admire how you phrase them all, in addition, thank you for reading and then commenting. Have a blessed evening and a blessed tomorrow
Anonymous
10th Dec 2019 7:04am
Humorous AND sexy! Great concept/combination!
14th Dec 2019 9:38pm
Thank you so much for the comment, and for reading, have a super evening and a better weekend my poet
10th Dec 2019 1:38pm
i knew that being Santa would have sweet frengebinfits not just at Xmas all year long your not naughty just totally sweet and nice
14th Dec 2019 9:37pm
Aww..thank you for the beautiful comment, and for reading, have a blessed day and a wonderful evening as well
Anonymous
10th Dec 2019 10:25pm
Your Santa Claus has eyes only for you my love. Naughty for love is always a good thing. Beautiful ink my love. Very beautiful. There is no doubt that you are an excellent pen, besides being a beautiful and intelligent woman. La mia devozione per te mi impedisce, a volte, di esprimere ciò che provo. Spero tu capisca. Ti amo angelo mio
14th Dec 2019 9:36pm
Non mi dispiacerebbe le vostre espressioni in altri modi il mio amore, e grazie per aver preso il tempo di leggere e poi commentare, amore si stud muffin
14th Dec 2019 9:15pm
If my Xmas list is answered by Santa I should find you under the tree on the eve of the 24th at Hotel Villa Honegg. And I won't be sharing you with Santa! : ) Hope you are well.
14th Dec 2019 9:32pm
Yes I am...it is so good to see you grace my page. I do hope you have been well in your travels, and thank you for reading and then commenting. Enjoy your evening and Happy Holidays to you and yours
Santa list says your very naughty, but you were very good to him the last few nights. Keep on writing my Erotic Queen.
1st Sep 2020 2:52pm
I suppose I have to be sweetly reprimanded.... again... thank you my handsome poet for reading and for the...mmm and ahhh comment
1st Sep 2020 5:18pm
Would you cum for me baby. Would pee in my mouth, Lol. Keep on writing my Erotic Queen.
1st Sep 2020 7:15pm
How about on you.. where the drops end up rolling, I cannot be held responsible ... now that made me laugh my handsome poet
1st Sep 2020 7:22pm
If that make you happy my Erotic Queen, I am here to please you all night long.
1st Sep 2020 7:25pm
Mm... I love when you spoil me it brings out my naughty nature... got me ass naked...lol
1st Sep 2020 7:29pm
1st Sep 2020 7:33pm
Then don no forget the warning gel... I can live off that thrill alone.. you are simply marvelous to my basic needs
1st Sep 2020 7:37pm
