Love Poem (Number 224)

In A Previous Life She Was:

An open sore on a rats anus
A pus-filled pancreatic wart
A chicken de-beaked with no feet who never saw the sun
A fatally flaccid phallic finger without knuckles
A mixture of cat vomit and a dog shit liking fly
Bile from the arse of a diseased warthog
A pink and creamy rash on an armadillo's cock
Uglier than Quasimodo with third-degree facial burns
A pensioners slipper who'd been dead for two weeks
A skinless zebra literally baking in the hot sun
A foul-smelling bug in the spit of a komodo dragon
A maggot on a mouldy, rancid slice of pigs liver
A creature with a fanny like a poisonous jellyfish
A crawl belly reptile who was so fat her feet didn't touch the ground
Chlamydia
Gonorrhoea
Herpes
AIDS
Scabies
Rabies
Syphilis
Hepatitis A, B and C

But she was the woman I loved
And hoped one day to marry