I am constipated

I am constipated
he said
what is that
is it when you feel like having a shit
but you can’t go
you cannot get it out?
I said
something like that
it is the worst pain in the world
I will not take codeine
codeine can make you constipated
he said
I have had that Codeine
it did not affect me in that way at all
I said
I really liked it
this is no way to live
he said
what do you mean?
what are you talking about?
I said
to be a sewage machine
he said
I know I said
why did God give us a whole lifetime
of pissing and shitting?
it’s fucking garbage
fucking garbage
are you going to have a shit now
I said
yes
I am sorry
I am sorry
I am sorry
I am sorry
I am sorry
he said
what are you sorry for?
It is nothing to worry about
I said
it is the most natural thing in the world
he said
and then he dropped a turd
right there in front of me
his face reddened
he appeared to be making a tremendous effort
are you having a religious experience?
I said
no he said
I have dropped my whack though
job done!