For Your Information, But You Probably Don't Give A Shit

My man is one who does many things illegal;
For, he thinks he has the right to hide things from the cops and still be free as an eagle.
He smokes quite a lot of pot;
Yet, he is protective of what he's got.
He thinks he's so smooth and smart;
He turns hiding his bowl into an art.
A pothead is as big of a jerk as a boozer;
Frankly, we are both losers.
Because, you know that I have an obsession with beer;
My "Epic Beer Poem" makes that very clear.
These days, I am quite addicted to caffeine;
But, at least I am staying clean.
For, I have a lot to look forward to in my upcoming years;
Just, right now, I have a lot of fears.
For, home study is going to be really hard;
But, it will be worth it because I want to end up writing Hallmark greeting cards.