A Walk Through Popular Fuckin Music

 
(A Rant From A Poet Who Is Tired Of Sitting)

“Walk this way” (Aerosmith) - that’s fuckin impossible

“I’ll stand by you” (The Pretenders) - No, I fuckin won’t

“Let’s Dance” (David Bowie) – Lets fuckin NOT!

“Born to Run” (Lynyrd Skynyrd) – maybe be so, but I am fucked now

“Aint that a kick in the head” (Dean Martin) - No! It’s a fuckin kickboxing knee

“Get in the good foot” (James Brown) – It isn’t all about fuckin choices

“Don’t sit down” (David Bowie) – No fuckin comment

“You’ll never walk alone” (Frank Sinatra) - Fuck! Replace the word alone with again

“You can’t stand alone” (Wilson Pickett” – No fuckin shit Sherlock

“I Can’t Dance” (Genesis) – Fuck you neither can I

“Running Down that hill” (Kate Bush) - I could fucking roll down it if you want

“Get your kicks on route 66” (Rolling Stones) - Just can’t fuckin happen

“Foot Loose” (Kenny Loggins) – Not loose they’re fuckin missing

“Sit down you’re rocking the boat” (Louis Armstrong) – Still no fucking comment

“I walk the Line” (Johnny Cash) – Well bully for you. Fuckin showoff

“Stand and Deliver” (Billy Ocean) – I can manage one of those. Ya Insensitive Fuck

“Save the last dance for me” (Dolly Parton) – ok but you’re gonna be fuckin disappointed

“Nowhere to Run” (Martha Reeves) - well that just fuckin fine and dandy
“Kicks” (Lou Reed) - I am all out of fucking kicks

“Take a load off your feet” (Beach Boys) - I have that fuckin covered

“Sit Down” (James) - still no fuckin comment

“Walking in my Shoes” (Depeche Mode) – They won’t fuckin fit

“I aint gonna stand for it” (Stevie Wonder”) - I fuckin agree for once

“I hope you dance” (Lee Ann Womack) – I hope you fuckin don’t

“These colours don’t run” (Iron Maiden) Hey, fuck! Neither do I

“Four Kicks” (Kings of Leon) - Can’t even manage fuckin one

“Dying in my feet” (Toto) – Strange I am doing the same on my fuckin arse

“Sitting on the dock of the bay” (Ottis Redding) for fuck sake! NO FUCKIN COMMENT!

“Never walk away” (Journey) – I wish I fuckin could

“Can’t stand losing you” (The Police) - I need to fuckin site for that

“Do you wanna dance” (Beach Boys) – Fuck Hell No!

“Run to Me” (The Bee Gees) – Can I just not fuckin drive?

“Kick Start” (Lisa Loeb) reminds me that I can’t ride a fuckin motorcycle

“Back on my Feet again” (Randy Newman) A comment for Randy Newman:
Randy you are a fuckin fuck. Simply fuck your fuckin feet, you are a fuckin showoff nothing more nothing fuckin less. Look, when you get back on your fuckin feet again you can fuckin fuck off is fuckin short, sharp jerky fuckin movements. Fuck you and your Fuckin horse.

“Sitting Still” (R.E.M) - Still no comment