Female Millenial (his word is law)

Definition (noun) a young woman reaching adulthood in the 21st Century. Born from 81 to 96 and presently considered the enemy. Liberal, avocado consuming and workshy group the masses, with the sustained and indignant belief that we should build them houses!

A generation so consumed with what's in their best interests, LGBTQ and the rest, back in my day if the boss didn't pinch your arse it meant you were the last one left! The shorter the dress the more you impress.

These girls will regret when they are older but not me, as I read the Daily Mail with Pointless on the TV reminiscing on a time when life was easy, we did as we were told, no bollocks so bold as to disagree with male opinion. My husband's word is law, I'LL ALWAYS AGREE WITH HIM.

Armpit hair now seems fashionable, I'll be honest with you I find it quite unfathomable that any young man would be attracted to this kind, but clearly I'm old and so far behind the times, it to me is a sign, that the young women today have gone into decline.

I said to my Keith just the other day, these kids don't know how well they have it, it's such a crying shame that the phones and tablets have gotten in their way and obviously rotted out their precious brains, the years have changed and nothing remains the same, if I told Keith once, I'll tell you again, IT'S A CRYING SHAME!