Fifty Shades of Green

The earth shakes, my ass quakes, Yoda stuck his dick in my ass, his skin is as green as grass. I could not escape my previous encounter, I am now tied to his kitchen counter. Yoda uses the force to penetrate my anus, this act is very heinous. Yoda applies lube to my entire body and shoves me up his urethra, he then schlorps me like a fajita. Yoda uses me in many ways I thought not possible, Yoda has his own gospel. He throws me in his sex dungeon, this is nit a fungeon. He closes the door and it is pitch black, I feel something rub against my back, Yoda appears, a shadowy figure in front of me, he used a force projection to fool me with his trickery. He whips out his massive peen, I began to scream. My scream was silenced by the sheer impact of his schlong, Yoda then hit his bong. Smoke fill the room up fast, Yoda uses the bong and hits my ass with a blast. He sticks the bong up my anus and suck the juices out, I begin to feel the bong hit my snout. I try crawling away but the chains keep me stuck, Yoda begins to fuck a duck. I see my chance to escape and grab yodas lightsaber, he turns to me and says "a favor, can you do?". He pulls out his cock and prepares for a battle, our sabers clash and the earth begins to rattle. The fight persists for hours, we both realise this is our final battle. Yoda flips over me his cock clashes with my light powered blade, I nearly fall over horribly afraid. Yoda stands over me and says "die, you must", something comes over me and I use the force to throw him into some crust. Yoda gets up and unleashes his full power, I stand in awe as he begins to tower. The battle grows more violent as we clash our blades, Yoda's cock is as big as the Everglades. I find a tall building and ascend the stairs, I meet Yoda at the top only he grew in size and is as tall as the building. I grip the lightsaber tight as does Yoda with his cock, I jump off the building and use the force on a rock. I shatter it with my saber and blind Yoda with the debris, I cut off Yoda's dick that was the size a tree. Yoda loses power and begins to shrink, I hit the ground death on its brink. I lay helpless and see Yoda knocked out cold, I begin to cry as he has been trolled.