Lost Advertising

advertising  for products that never hit the market....I have a feeling this is going to be an ongoing writing....
 
...long pause tampons.....because what happens after a long pause, a period.
 
Squeaker-less sneakers...for those people who don't play basketball  
 
plumber pants...so we can all pretend to know what we are doing under the sink
 
 
I'm a wussy band-aids......because if you really hurt yourself this product isn't going to help for shit.
 
UV blanket......for when you need 100% coverage against the rays of the sun  
 
Coffin air-fresheners...'cause who wouldn't want their loved ones to smell good.

Recyclable clothing...for people who really hate doing the laundry

tube socks in sets of three because you know you are going to lose one somewhere

The Grandparents dictionary ...so you understand when they say things like keen or peachy..

3 D home base simulator....for those guys that just can't get past third