Free Poetry

People really shouldn't write on poetry sites for free;
For, we could all use some more fucking money.
For being creative, we should get paid;
For writing heart-melting words, we should get laid.
Where is the glory in writing on a free website;
With many others who, for free, write?
How many of us are artists starving;
With no turkey on Thanksgiving to be carving?
What do you people do for money?;
For, writing on this website won't do it for you, honey.
Your masturbating doesn't create anything but sperm;
And many-a-nasty germ.
How do nasty-minded poets receive wages;
When, really, we all should be locked in cages.
We are all a bunch of nasty creatures;
Who didn't learn decency from our life's teachers.
Where, oh where, did things go wrong;
To make us sing these nasty songs.
We should all be ashamed of our brains;
For, we are all a little insane and inane.