Talking to the Ladies

But, on to a brand new topic;
Ladies, have you seen dicks on men that are microscopic?
When he's inside you, you can't even feel it;
If he bruises you during sex, you need a baby band-aid to heal it.
I really don't like many people in this world;
Most people, I could look at and hurl.
Because, everybody has a fucking ego;
Especially the cocksuckers who wear speedos.
People are so fucking made to irritate;
They should just hide in a tiny room all day and masturbate.
That's all my ex wanted to do;
When he needed to relieve himself of his nasty goo.
This is a man I was always debating;
Which is why, now, most men I am hating.