About A Lot of Things

My man has lost a part of his weed pipe . . . About this he must gripe and gripe . . . for his obsession is with weed, as mine is with alcohol . . . The two of us really aren't two precious dolls. . . for, we drink and smoke a lot . . . because, apparently we aren't happy with the minds we've got . . . but, now I'm trying to get high on sugar and caffeine . . . because, to my man, they don't make me mean . . . I love water, coffee, tea and soda caffeinated . . . but, to them I have not masturbated . . . that should get you people to like me again . . . I am typing right now and not using my pen . . . I have a kitten on my lap . . . I hope that she doesn't crap . . . For my computer is near the litter box and I hear her squirting . . . Believe me, this isn't a sound for flirting . . . I can't believe I found this format after I learned how to use semi-colons . . . from my kitty's asshole, a lot of shit is flowing . . . but, I shouldn't talk about her with disrespect . . . for, me, she might reject . . . but, I write like this to gain popularity . . . I like to write with much clarity . . . my other kitty, I can hear snoring . . . my third kitty is quite boring . . . all he does is eat and shit in his own little world bubble . . . but he really isn't much trouble . . . His owner should be out of prison to pick him up in December . . . But, I don't mind; it's better than November . . . Because, to him, I am not attached . . . a loving part of my heart, he has not hatched . . . He is a big fat ass, and we won't have to buy as much cat food . . . I'm sorry, to him, I'm being rude . . . But, he is a big loud mouth . . . when all of the tons of food he eats just ends up going down south . . . He is quite too big for the boxes of kitty litter . . . Yes, he is a big eater and shitter . . . But, all in all I think he is swell . . . but his criminal mother can go to hell . . . she'll just get out and smoke her crack and grass . . . and she is another one with a big, fat ass . . . lying about everything . . . pretending she is paralyzed . . . I see right through her disguise . . . She is just a fucking crack whore . . . personally, she is quite a bore . . . That bitch's brain is just filled with gel . . . I hope that, one day, her dumb ass rots in hell . . . I hate people who say that they believe in God . . . and then just end up being total frauds . . . The worst person I hate is a fucking liar . . . I wish their souls would burn in eternal fire . . . For, I know a lot of fucking stupid people and stupid cunts . . . For these people, I would love to hunt . . . and shoot a bullet right between their eyes . . . Because with stupid people and liars, I do not sympathize . . . I also hate people who succeed in life just with cheap tricks . . . these people are just fucking dicks . . . This has become the site for all of my rage . . . I hope you will continue to read another page.