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Isms - A Reclassification Of Bigotry
Realism - those who are against belief in a reality
Cataclysm - people who are anti-cat people
Socialism - those against partying
Satanism - dyslexics against a belief in Santa clause
Journalism - hatred for those who keep journals
Mannerism - A mass movement of people against being well mannered
Terrorism - those who refuse to watch horror movies
Barbarism - those with an irrational fear of ladies called Barbara
Calvinism - people with a hatred for comic book cats
Communism - campaigners against hippy communes
Fatalism - discrimination of the dead or dying
Idolism - those who hate “American Idol.”
Pacifism - campaigners against crossing the Pacific Ocean
Ostracism - folks who are haters of ostriches
Plagiarism - those who discriminate against plague sufferers
Impressionism - campaigners against impressionists as entertainment
Professionalism - discrimination against university Professors
Legalism - a fear of those doing anything Legal
Capitalism - a campaign against visiting capital cities
Optimism - a fear of eyeglasses
Microorganism - discriminators of small creatures
Prism - a fear of imprisonment
Exhibitionism - fear of those attending Comic Com
Symbolism - those who decimate against Hare Krishnas
Metabolism - a fear of metal tables
Altruism - a fear of the whole truth
Verbalism - fear of someone talking to you
Judaism - haters of the TV programme “Judge Judy.”
Humanitarianism - a justifiable hatred of human beings
Cataclysm - people who are anti-cat people
Socialism - those against partying
Satanism - dyslexics against a belief in Santa clause
Journalism - hatred for those who keep journals
Mannerism - A mass movement of people against being well mannered
Terrorism - those who refuse to watch horror movies
Barbarism - those with an irrational fear of ladies called Barbara
Calvinism - people with a hatred for comic book cats
Communism - campaigners against hippy communes
Fatalism - discrimination of the dead or dying
Idolism - those who hate “American Idol.”
Pacifism - campaigners against crossing the Pacific Ocean
Ostracism - folks who are haters of ostriches
Plagiarism - those who discriminate against plague sufferers
Impressionism - campaigners against impressionists as entertainment
Professionalism - discrimination against university Professors
Legalism - a fear of those doing anything Legal
Capitalism - a campaign against visiting capital cities
Optimism - a fear of eyeglasses
Microorganism - discriminators of small creatures
Prism - a fear of imprisonment
Exhibitionism - fear of those attending Comic Com
Symbolism - those who decimate against Hare Krishnas
Metabolism - a fear of metal tables
Altruism - a fear of the whole truth
Verbalism - fear of someone talking to you
Judaism - haters of the TV programme “Judge Judy.”
Humanitarianism - a justifiable hatred of human beings
Published 6th Apr 2019
| Edited 9th May 2019
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6th Apr 2019 7:31am
This reminded of;
"I've never faked a Sarcasm in my life.....other 'asms are another matter".
From my old Craigslist's: 'Strictly Platonic Personals' days. Had an ad there "A little platonic, somewhat erotic, searching for a cyber narcotic." under an account of "Terrible Teri"
Had a load of laughs with fellow weirdos back in those days, really miss it.
Enjoyed these.
"I've never faked a Sarcasm in my life.....other 'asms are another matter".
From my old Craigslist's: 'Strictly Platonic Personals' days. Had an ad there "A little platonic, somewhat erotic, searching for a cyber narcotic." under an account of "Terrible Teri"
Had a load of laughs with fellow weirdos back in those days, really miss it.
Enjoyed these.
9th Apr 2019 4:37am
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6th Apr 2019 10:56am
“Satanism - dyslexics against a belief in Santa clause”
Muesli came out of my nose. MY NOSE, RICK.
-M
Muesli came out of my nose. MY NOSE, RICK.
-M
9th Apr 2019 4:41am
that's the Best PLACE FOR IT TO COME OUT OFF - YOU CANT FRY MUESLI
JESSICA - GET WITH THE PROGRAMME!
JESSICA - GET WITH THE PROGRAMME!
6th Apr 2019 3:59pm
A great set of redefinitions -
the first one: "Realism - those who are against belief in a reality" reminded me of the poem "Spiritual Chickens" by the New York Poet Stephen Dobyns - well worth a read. I'm currently learning it to have its wisdom at my fingertips.
the first one: "Realism - those who are against belief in a reality" reminded me of the poem "Spiritual Chickens" by the New York Poet Stephen Dobyns - well worth a read. I'm currently learning it to have its wisdom at my fingertips.
9th Apr 2019 4:42am
