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Horatio Hornblower
Jane Austin had hots for Horatio
But hated his brother Fellatio.
She would often declaim
"Hornblowing's my game."
"You're a Wanker! A Faggot! I say so!"
But hated his brother Fellatio.
She would often declaim
"Hornblowing's my game."
"You're a Wanker! A Faggot! I say so!"
Published 30th Mar 2019
Author's Note
Apologies to C.S. Forester's fictional naval hero
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30th Mar 2019 10:30pm
LOL! I think Austin ( one of my favorite writers ) would laugh about the cleverness of this!
Well done.
Well done.
31st Mar 2019 11:44am
Thank you, once more, for your friendly comment. I confess to never having attempted to read Jane Austen (I see that we both mis-spelled her). Knowing that two of her brothers became Admirals in the Royal Navy, maybe I ought to give her a try.
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30th Mar 2019 10:36pm
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31st Mar 2019 11:47am
Thanks, but not brilliant. It just clicked together in a few hours this time. Unlike a poem that I am trying to put together about a sweet thrush who comes to our bird table. I just can't seem to get that going...
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31st Mar 2019 12:06pm
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