Anarchist brainstorming!  

Anarchist brainstorming sessions at a secret location (five star hotel in London).

Conference leader "Before we stop for tea, cake and biscuits let's hear from Team one."

Team one member: "My name is Malcolm and I am an anarchist. Big up the Hendon on Thames branch, we fight the power every Wednesday at my brothers  tapas bar."

Course leader: "You are out of control having tapas and planning to rock the world. It's what  we fight for. Freedom Warrior please tell us about your teams brainstorm!"

Team one member:
"Our group was  discussing what we need in a  project. We believe it needs to be:
Agreed by a vote from our membership
Within our budget
Well planned
Cost effective
Very destructive
High impact
Meeting our objectives
We need to make our organisation more attractive
We need the rebels to be pretty
Our new brand visible on uniform
Merchandise stationary and clothes with the  updated logo
Statement on social media and YouTube videos."

Course leader: " I agree all anarchists should strive for profit I mean we could get a reality TV show out-of this. Now it's down with society and up with biscuits."

Team one member: " I am gonna have three sugars"

Conference Leader: "that's why your an anarchist Malcolm you mad maniac."