I Ain't Dirt Cheap

Not To Be Nitrogen Fixated

Or Even Bacteria Cultivated

But Being Called Dirt Hurts

Though It Could Be Worse

Rhizobia Fizz For Root Energy

Maybe Some Strong Fungi Tea

Or Algae In All It's Complexity

Protozoa In Excreting Creativity

And You Just Dare Call Me Dirt ?

I Got A Place On The Outskirts

For Perverts Who Need To Revert

To Insults In Order To Just Converse

And I Am Averse To Being Coerced

I Got A Shit Slurry Smoothie For Your Dessert !